I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But if you’re looking for a myopic and self-aggrandizing creative, you’re in the wrong place. What I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you – if you happen to be the person in charge of replenishing breakfast buffets. But if you hire me, I will find you. But please send me your address…my ex changed her Wi-Fi password and I’m out of data.